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women and poetry 10/7/2008
i was wondering if women could reply on this and actually
say if they enjoy men who write poetry or not or is it all just
a romantic load of bullshit u see on the tele
3 Comments, 40 Views,
0 Votes
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Wishes 9/16/2008
If wishes came true I'd be down on my knees sucking sweet seamen from you. My clits button hard and my pussys juicy wet just thinking of your cum on my face and chest. Watch me lick it up so to miss not a spot. Your so damn good TO THE VERY LAST DROP
1 Comments, 40 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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two roosters 9/13/2008
Two roosters in one of our pens Found their pricks were no larger than wens. As they looked at their foreskins And wished they had more skins, They discovered they'd both become hens.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
0 Votes
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medical marvels of modern mamogram 9/13/2008
For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your
breasts." Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, and give them monthly
tests.
So, I heeded all their warnings.....and protected them
by law.... Guarded them very carefully, and always wore a bra.
After 10 years of careful care, the doctor found a lump.
He ordered up a mammogram to look inside that clump.
"Stand up very ...
1 Comments, 9 Views,
0 Votes
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the pirate yates 9/13/2008
Once a pirate named Yates Danced the jig for all of his mates He slipped in his cutlas, And made himself nutless, And now he's quite useless on dates.
1 Comments, 13 Views,
0 Votes
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dawn 9/13/2008
There was a young lady called Dawn
Who wished she had never been born.
She wouldn't have been
If her father had seen
That the end of his rubber was torn.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
0 Votes
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The one that binds you 9/6/2008
Envisioning you
Strapped to a chair with leather
Eyes blindfolded with black silk
The seat becomes wet with anticipation
Teaseing the skin with hot and cold
Some parts are for licking
Others
For biting
The lightest touch
Goose bumps on the skin
Entrapped in a cage of lustful torment
Wait.... ...
1 Comments, 52 Views,
4 Votes
,5.19 Score
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Sex Toys 9/2/2008
Sex toys are a joy to have. Long ones, short ones, small ones, fat ones. Dildos, vibrators, clit stimulators and many more. Take a look in the stores and you will see, the perfect toy
waiting for you and me. Glass, cyber skin, hard to the core. Just take a look and see, there many, many more. Sex toys are a fun play. Take one hom eand have it your way.
1 Comments, 46 Views,
3 Votes
,5.39 Score
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2 8/28/2008
A little bitty itty bitty baby
Never got a chance to wipe your little shitty butt
Never got a chance to raise you up
Although I ended your life I wanted to make it up
Your mommy took a pill now you floating in the sewer ducts
Flushed down the toilet
Im crying like a leaky faucet
It started as a dream
Now my thought are depicted as painful memories
Its like a movie screen
My ...
0 Comments, 104 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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My Hot Wet Tight Pussy 8/27/2008
hot heavy breath, sweet fragrance engulfs your senses as you selfishly inhale my warmth and pant deep inside my steamy smouldering expectation
wet slippery lips, liquid pleasure for your slurping as you slowly slide inside me and gently sip my gliding dampness, lick my dripping juice.
tightly gripping willing prey for you to tame or tear apart shove it up ...
2 Comments, 72 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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survive 8/22/2008
it did hurt, that one brief moment. i got sucked in, beneath your skin and i...
suffocated in that strange place. a moth to your flame, i was burned at the stake for believing...
it was another one of those things that i know i learned a lot from.. and yet...
and yet.. i close my eyes and hold my breath, as i take a harder course..
to learn how to survive the ...
1 Comments, 36 Views,
6 Votes
,4.79 Score
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Redneck love poem! 8/20/2008
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.
SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING ...
10 Comments, 119 Views,
33 Votes
,4.34 Score
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hmmmmmmm 8/17/2008
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You belive its true but when your tummy starts to swell, he says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital a baby without a name the baby is a bastard the mother is a this never wouldn't have happened if the rubber wouldn't have torn.
1 Comments, 16 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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the act 8/17/2008
A young trapeze artist named Bract, Is faced by a very sad fact. Imagine his pain, When again and again, He catches his wife in the act.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
0 Votes
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young lad from boston 8/16/2008
There was a young man from south Boston Who's car was a small compact Austin. There was just room inside For his hair and his hide, But his balls still hung out, so he lost 'em
1 Comments, 9 Views,
0 Votes
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quarter of three 8/16/2008
Comming home at a quarter of three I caught my wife cheating on me I raged, "Who's this fink?" She cried with a wink "I don't know, It's a new one on me."
1 Comments, 38 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Until............. 8/13/2008
Until the world stops spinning
around... Until the sky come crashing down... Until the stars fall to the ground... I'll be Loving You.
Until the rainbows are black and white... Until the moon doesnt light up the night... Until the sun refuses to rise... I'll be Loving You.
Until one and one is four... Until tomorrow is the day before... Until eternity is ...
2 Comments, 68 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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lol...soooo youve ne the AdultFriendFinder purity test????try this... 8/11/2008
Have you done it on a boat? Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed? Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass? Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car? Have you simply gone too far?
...
1 Comments, 9 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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sin of lynn 8/11/2008
A lovely young virgin named Lynn Once said about fucking, "It's sin." But a fellow named Tang, With a twenty-inch wang, Made her cry to the heavens, "It's in!"
1 Comments, 8 Views,
1 Votes
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anna banana 8/8/2008
There was a young gal from Montana Who had an affair with a banana. She hugged it and squeezed it, Loved it and teased it, and said "It tastes better than a mana."
1 Comments, 12 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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cleopatra....queen of de nial 8/8/2008
Cleopatra while helping to pump Ground out such a furious bump, That Antony's dick Snapped off like a stick And left him to pump with a stump.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
0 Votes
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lancelot 8/8/2008
There was a young fellow named Lancelot Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot. Whenever he'd pass A presentable lass, The front of his pants would advance a lot.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
0 Votes
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outhouse limerics??? 7/30/2008
Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls...
1 Comments, 10 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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happy thanksgiving 7/30/2008
He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
1 Comments, 15 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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cajun chef 7/30/2008
A Cajun gourmet named LaSalle, Is the chef at dat place on Canal. He put lotta spice On your red beans an' rice, And make lightnin' shoot outta your bowel
1 Comments, 12 Views,
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all in the family 7/30/2008
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my -in-law And changed my very life. My was my mother, For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon ...
1 Comments, 206 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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whiskey river 7/19/2008
If the river was made of whiskey, And I a diving duck, I'd swim down to the bottom, And drink myself back up.
2 Comments, 37 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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beer prayer 7/19/2008
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
0 Votes
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Shadows 7/11/2008
Window panes come crashing down Amidst the tears and pain Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away Up above through twilight Shadows cast across the floor Reflections of the past Trembling thoughts of one Dwelling deep within the soul A mystical sense of reality Captured by the craze All in bewilderment Of the shock in the wave Creatures of the dimness Chattering amongst the green Everything slows ...
1 Comments, 22 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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"TWO IS WETTER" 7/10/2008
ONE GIRL IS NICE YET TWO IS WETTER MOST EVERY MAN AGREES TWO GIRLS IS BETTER
ONE SPREAD WIDE THE OTHER LICKING HER CLIT IT'S MAKING YOU HARD YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
HER TONGUE IN HER ASS SWIRLING AROUND THE OTHER'S ASS IN THE AIR YOU'RE READY TO MOUND
THEY BOTH SQUIRT THEIR JUICE WITH PLEASURE AND JOY YOU CUM FOR THEM BOTH YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY
1 Comments, 54 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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