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How to get more out of what I have 1/28/2012 I really want more out of the relationship I have. I'm asked Daily for my hand in Marriage, but it is so hard for me to say let's do it. If things were like they were before we added to the picture, 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
night on the town 12/3/2007 Out on the town in some dark strip club with my friends and my boy friend. Music playing people talking and half naked people dancing on different stages around the room. A Handsome but elderly man, l 0 Comments, 755 Views, 0 Votes | |
true confession 12/3/2007 My first threesome... It was with my late husband and his best fried of over 30years sort of... the lost contact with one another for ten or fifteen years... one day Al went into our local kwick-fill. 0 Comments, 2633 Views, 0 Votes | |
SPAGHETTI 12/2/2007 SPAGHETTI...... A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting t 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
Cut the Grass 12/2/2007 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day 12/2/2007 Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a weird-ass friend... Just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, Sniff toilet seats Or 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
Hey Pretty Lady 12/2/2007 Hey Pretty Lady THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
Test for Dementia 12/2/2007 "It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test." Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
Good Catholic School 12/2/2007 Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the nun called on her while she was sleeping. < 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
Wal-Mart 12/2/2007 I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog... Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
Kidneys and Livers 12/2/2007 Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a l 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
only at walmart 12/2/2007 A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing t 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
This Year's First Christmas Joke 12/2/2007 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symboli 0 Comments, 32 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Accident 12/2/2007 I was driving my car down a side street the other day when all of a sudden this cat jumped out in front of me. I hit the brakes, but I heard a thump, so I stopped. There was the cat 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
Why do Women Cry? 12/2/2007 A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman, " she told him. "I don't understand, " he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Lat 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
the test 12/2/2007 It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was whic 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: 12/2/2007 When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love Thy Husband 12/2/2007 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, com 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
Public restrooms 12/2/2007 When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occ 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes |
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