I find it very difficult to talk to a penis. What do you say? What's up? How is it hanging? Who are your little friends? Give me a high 5? 6? 7? Heads Up? Is this thing on? Testes, Testes, 1,2,3 ------------------------- Seriously though...I'm a professional, independent, confident, intelligent, but sarcastic woman, and would like to meet new friends. I love to laugh and have a good time. Life is to short to be so serious! Looking to connect with someone of similar interests. Not looking for a commitment, or to be anyone's girlfriend. I'm sure your s are wonderful...just don't want to meet them, or the rest of your family. And please DONT have a wife or girlfriend. I am not looking to get involved in anyone else's domestic shit. I will be really pissed if your wife or gf starts to call me or text me. Yes it did happen (and you know who you are!) Come on! Can't we be ADULTS about this? And if you are offended by my humor...please MOVE ON! Don't bother to send me an email to tell me about it. WHATEVER! Send me a message, I'd love to chat. I am busy and travel a lot, so don't get pissy if it takes me a bit to respond. Feel free to send face pics if you like, but really enough with the penis shots! B)[B][/B][B][/B][B][/B]

My Ideal Person Intelligent, humorous, athletic, and someone who enjoys having fun. Someone who can hold up their side of the conversation and make me laugh! Not looking for someone that needs to sneak around and hide meeting me. So if you think this describes you, let me know.

And by the way, if you are going to take the time to send an email, how about saying something witty or charming instead of just "what's up?" Give it some thought and make me really want to reach back out to you.

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