I have been around the lifestyle for a while, and online for nearly 6 years. I hate to start off like this, but I will give you the wisdom I have accumulated from dealing with single guys on swinging websites. First things first: Part of a couple with a past in the lifestyle. We are trying something new. If its not for you, don't contact us. I am a tall, very fit, very attractive milf (husband wrote this, because she is too humble to say it). I have a demanding career, and life. Both my partner and I liked swinging, but we learned it was too damned hard to find a couple with perfect chemistry. We also learned that my husband is a bit voyeuristic, and has just as much watching me as playing with someone else). Hotwife does not mean cuckold. Understand that. I am exploring my sexy side with my partner's permission and encouragement. There is no desire for humilation, nor will that be accepted. You treat me poorly, you are out. You speak poorly of my partner, you are out. You have a dick, but don't be a dick. While we are talking about dicks, I am sure your dic pick, which was taken at the most favorable angle, looks great. But, big shocker guys, dick picks aren't the key to a woman's vagina. Sad but true, that meat hammer may be impressive, but unless its backed up with charm, wit, and clever flirtation, I won't be touching it...ever... Next, lets talk about the profile pictures. You may be shocked to learn that a crazy high percentage of single male pics on this site come from other porn sites (usually gay porn). Its amazing what a google images search turns up. If the pics aren't real, don't bother. My partner is very protective of me, and does extreme vetting before we meet someone (especially singles). Just know, if you don't pass the sniff test, you need not apply. Now, for an economics refresher: If you plot the demand for a rare commodity, and the supply of the same, the intersecting point tells you if the consumer (in this case single males) or supplier (in this case women on this site) hold the power. Here's a tip, there's a lot more swinging dics than open vaginas. That said, keep in mind that shooting me an IM that says "sup" or anything equally lame will never get a response. If you don't have some details and at least a few face pics with clothes on) you will not get a response. To the guys who get pissy and angry when women dont respond: please move on and don't email me. You are not entitled to anything. I don't like your type (cue Lily Allen's "Fuck you.") Now, if you read that take this number 21 and add it to the number in the next section. Put that in the subject line of any email if you want a response.

My Ideal Person To be honest, I always say what my type is, but then ineviatably I drop my panties for someone who looks nothing like my "type." The only thing I can say is an absolute requirement is intelligence and humor. You have to be fun if we are going to have a chance had getting naked.

The one absolute rule is that I am not into BBC. Sorry guys, but it won't happen. Also, don't be an ass and email asking why. Nothing makes you look like a bigger loser than whining and feeling entitled to sex with someone who isn't interested.

So, be yourself, and be funny. We will never fuck on the first date. Just understand that. Also, you have to be comfortable with my husband being there at least some of the times. Add to 22. Add that to the subject line.