Hell. Gonna let this expire seems no one talks to each other or im just too damned ugly and old. Bye all. Enjoy. Just a fun loving North woods boy raised in Wisconsin along the banks of the Mississippi river. Been here two months. I might be passing through or I might stay, I don't know. It's an adventure for me. If you like stories, jokes and someone upbeat, I am your man. I can carry conversation with the best, but, that's not why we are here, is it? ME: 5'11, blond hair that's a bit long now. Thick but trimmed mustache with a little soul patch. Blue eyes and around 175-180 lbs, I think. Size 32-33 waist if that helps. Former boxer, wrestler, football player and expert water skier. Can hold my own but a very gentle perality. Drink some, if there's a good game on or a game of pool or darts, to be had, or music. I love live music. Many musician and gwriter friends back home. Acoustic guitars are best! BUT.. There is just 'something' in a woman's laugh and in a touch on the arm, or a waist to put my arm around. So, YOU: Eyes, smile and laugh are huge. You will be a kind, sexy, smart woman. You will be assertive, but mainly will 'jus go with the flow'. You are more interested in talking about ideas and things, not drama. Or, just having good, clean fun! Chemistry, can't help that part. I've always been a bit more attracted to more petite women. And brown or green eyes. And if you put your hair up. At least body appropriate for your age and build, height etc. Bonus points for sparkling eyes and an easy laugh. Also for being between 5'3 and 5'6-7 and under a buck fifty, please. A nice butt you still dress to show helps, too! Or, undress! If you are younger, I'll surprise you.I'm fun! And I know how to stay in a friend zone. Sexuality and fun isn't ALL about the physical. Not many young guys get that. If you've hung with me this far, think it over

My Ideal Person A fantasy. She naps, fully but loosely dressed on the sofa or bed. The brazen day!ight burglar enters, and, charmed, begins to explore her body. Perhaps she writhes a little as oral and pussy play ensues. She awakes and makes half hearted protests and some resistance,but has become aroused. The burglar persists and it soon becomes apparent she is completely ready, and begins to submit to his advances and affections ...