I like taking long walks on the nude beach. Very slow, long walks. I'm very sapiosexual. In fact I enjoy analsapiosex quite a bit. I'm looking for a sapiosexual woman. But please don't tell me if I f*** your mind your body will follow and then get all pissed off when I try to remove your eyeball. I'm 6'4 and slender. I don't really work out. Well, I drink Gatorade. That's about as far as it goes. I have a nice tan but it's only on my left arm because I drive a lot for work. The rest of my body is butt white. But once I even out this tan, hold on to your vibrators ladies because the shirtless bathroom selfies are coming! I wear all black. It's not a goth faze or anything. I don't cut myself because my parents don't get me. It just makes laundry much easier. Sometimes people confuse me for.....what do you call those guys? Oh yeah, GAY! Look, I can't help it that I'm from California and I don't wear cargo shorts and a baseball hat. James Bond is metrosexual. Nobody calls him gay :( I'm passionate about life. Nightlife that is. I'm sort of like a chocoholic but for booze! I enjoy talking to homeless people when I walk down the streets of the cities that I visit for work. Not because they're people too. I'm just hoping a beautiful woman will see my compassion and have sex with me. During any given week I'm in LA, Las Vegas, Phoenix, Salt Lake City or Boise. I'm just looking to hang friends and make out. If you're around when I am let's get together and you can buy me dinner. Contact me if you like going out to dinner, drinks and rock shows or if you're just a flight attendant on a layover. But ultimately I'd like to find a wife, so send me a message if your husband's out of town!