[SIZE 3][COLOR indigo][I][B] Hi! We've been on the lookout for a passionate and adventurous couple to share and experience what friendship and sex was meant to be. So, plain old sex won't cut it...I want a freaky ass woman, that doesn't mind me and my man taking turns eating that PUSSY!! I also would like to have a good lookin guy or freaky gal with strap on to stroke me while my man watches... He likes to see me suck DICK...It's FIRE and FIRE spreads... I like a man that smells good, looks good and one that can dress good. I don't mean business suit, but if you can take it from Swag to Thug... I love it. We are usually down for whatever once we know you, so if you care to meet for drinks or dinner drop us a line! We like surprises as much as any one but for now on we will NOT even talk about meeting until you provide us with a RECENT picture of both of you NOT JUST HER. COUPLES: Hoping they are both very fun, laid back and grounded in their relationship. We can share a wonderful time and looking forward to many more. We've been in the lifestyle and out there meeting couples for a while now. Every encounter allows us to learn more about ourselves and each other in the process. We have found that friendship and chemistry are necessary to make quality connection. Our first couple of meetings will be social giving everyone a chance to get to know each other. We are mainly interested in socializing with fun open-minded, secure, friendly, conversational, and real people. We are not looking to marry another couple, but prefer friendship’s that develops beyond a one-night stand. Don’t get us wrong we do love sex and have done it on the first date if it feels right. If we comment/e-mail your page, it is because we think we are compatible and would like to explore that more. [SIZE 10]SINGLE MALES [/SIZE]NEED NOT TO APPLY IF: YOU ARE IN THE SLIGHTEST PUDGY, OUT OF SHAPE: MEANING YOU CAN'T RUN A FEW MILES AND FUCK WITHIN THE SAME HOUR, YOU DON'T GO TO THE GYM UNLESS FORCED TO, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A SIX PACK SINCE YOU BOUGHT ONE FROM THE STORE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A G-SPOT IS AND YOUR DICK CAN FIT IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND. IF NONE OF THESE APPLY TO YOU FEEL FREE REACH US. But if there is a sexy woman involved - that's different! Now ... He likes to watch (or join in if the mood is there); She likes to put on a show! We are a VERY adventurous couple, looking to enjoy more sexual experiences with COUPLES, SINGLE FEMALES and/or ...SINGLE MALES that can respect the criteria... Check us out: the most fun-loving, easy going couple who is high on life & wants to play. Both sport a toned body, we both love working out & are easy on the eyes. We are DARING & ALWAYS up for a CHALLENGE. Spice of life & intense sexual fun is our desire. If you are healthy, happy & horny ,let's talk. We are D&D free interested in NSA drama free, adult fun. Must be drug, disease and drama free. We take great pride in our appearance & hygiene, expecting the same from you! We are very passionate, love great sex and hope to expand our erotic horizons. In the bedroom, we are relatively open-minded and willing to push the envelope some. We enjoy one-on-one sex and have had fun with mfm/fmf/3-somes, foursomes, sixsomes and full couple swap. We are very discrete so lets meet first before we get down and get dirty. Her side: I am NOT looking for someone who can provide romance and tender love making. I have a phenomenal husband for that who takes very good care of me. I love to tease, torment and ultimately please my partners. I am a relaxed kind of girl but can get very loud and very aggressive when turned on. NEVER question my relationship with my husband...it's a huge turn off. We take the leap TOGETHER, rather than sneaking around each other, we know what is right for US. We would never question your answers or preferences so don't assume you can question ours...[/B][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE]

My Ideal Person

WARNING!! This couple's oral sex talents are classified
as a Schedule II controlled substance:

(A) The drug or other substance has a high potential for abuse.

( The drug or other substance has a currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States or a currently accepted medical use with severe restrictions.

(C) Abuse of the drug or other substances may lead to severe psychological or physical dependence.

She sucks a mean dick and his talents have been described as "the MD of pussy sucking". When he goes downtown, expect one or more of the following psychological or physical side effects:

1. UNCONTROLLABLE TREMORS
2. TINGLING HEAD-TO-TOE
3. EXTREME SHORTNESS OF BREATH AFTER THE MONSTER ORGASM
4. CHILLS WHEN TOUCHED "ANYWHERE" POST-CLIMAX
5. TOTAL LOSS OF CONTROL FROM MULTIPLE ORGASMS
6. SCREAMS AND SPASMS FROM MUSCLES YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD
7.PUSSY SQUIRTS OR IS SO WET YOU BELIEVE YOU PISSED YOURSELF
8.FIND YOURSELF CALLING ON GOD
9.FEEL AS IF ELECTRICITY IS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR BODY
10. WANTING THAT HUMMING TO SLOW DOWN... BUT CAN'T GET THE WORDS OUT
11. AFTER WARDS... NO NO NO - GET AWAY FROM ME - YOUR DANGEROUS--SHIAT!!
12.SOAKING WET PANTIES THE DAY AFTER JUST THINKIN BOUT IT
13. POST EUPHORIA FEELINGS THAT UR FLOATING IN AIR
14. ASKING WHY UR MAN/LADY CAN'T TREAT YOUR PUSSY THAT GOOD OR ASKING FOR LESSONS(AVAILABLE AT A LOW COST). 15.UNCONTROLLABLE SMILING THE NEXT DAY - CANT HIDE IT FROM YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY HOW WELL U GOT "FUCKED!"
16.STRONG NEED TO WRITE HOME TO MOMMA

If you're out there having boring sex - not experiencing at least 10 of these side effects on a regular basis... schedule your "Doctors" appointment TODAY!

PEOPLE THAT UNDERSTAND SWINGING ETIQUETTE:

Look, more and more people are Swinging - that's the Good News...

Unfortunately though, it's sometimes difficult as a newbie to navigate these new avenues. The Swing Community is THE place to relax your inhibitions and explore your sexuality.

Here are a few Tips to make your adventures smoother. The best advice is the popular dictate of C.S.A.S.C. (Common Sense and Social Courtesy) - basically relate to each other with understanding, thoughtfulness, and common courtesy; just as you wish to be treated.

#1. BE YOURSELF - People are interested in you, so relax and be yourself. However, this does not mean go ahead and act like an ass, disrespecting others and acting like a jerk. It means don't put on an act, or a show just be who you are.

#2. BE COURTEOUS - Be aware that this is a lifestyle full of insecurities, uncertainties and fears. Courteously is how we all want to be treated - with kindness, thoughtfulness, understanding and sensitivity. In essence, courtesy is our treating people the way we ourselves want to be treated.

#3. BE FRIENDLY - Whether or not you are personally interested in swinging with someone, be polite. You never know, you may share many other interests or you may meet that person again, and they may introduce you to someone with whom you ARE compatible and do wish to share time.

#4. RESPOND TO ALL INVITATIONS - RSVP means please reply to the invitation. It does NOT mean reply only if you plan to attend. The most frustrating part of hosting, be it a party, a group or another couple, is people who are discourteous enough not to respond, PERIOD. Good etiquette and good social courtesy DEMAND you respond, by either calling or writing to say yes OR no.

#5. NEVER ARRIVE EMPTY HANDED - When you go to someone's home for a party, ask if there is something you can bring. (it's amazing how many supplies, other than food are used up at an average party.) If you are not going as a couple, a house- gift is appropriate (and not necessarily wine.)

#6. GO PREPARED - Take whatever you personally are going to need with you. Carry a small overnight bag for lingerie or robe, hairbrush, comb, toothbrush, cologne, intimate cleansing articles, condoms, etc. If you plan to stay over, sleeping bags or blankets and pillows are necessities.

#7. CLEANLINESS - Nothing turns a person off faster and more effectively than an unclean body or unfresh breath. Even if you shower and perfume yourself before you leave home, it is always a good idea to freshen up again when you arrive at your destination. It is amazing what time to drive somewhere, stop for a bite, or whatever, can do or rather UNDO.

#8. RESPECT OTHERS' FEELINGS - Beware, not everyone is comfortable in all situations, Keep your eyes open for signs that your partner, as well as others, is relaxed and enjoying themselves. If someone is not comfortable, try helping them over the rough spots. Remember, you were a beginner once yourself. If it is obvious that things are not working out, remain polite and courteous; but alert the host. Keep in mind that not all people feel the same about things.

#9. DON'T BE PUSHY - If you are interested in swinging with someone, let them know in an inviting way; if they are interested, they will respond positively. If they are not and say "No, thank you," do not ask WHY. No amount of sweet talk or coercion on your part will change their mind and will probably work against you. Everyone has the right to say "NO" at all times, to anyone, without explanation. Do not ever forget that.

#10. ONLY DO WHAT IS FUN FOR YOU - Do not allow yourself to become sexually involved with anybody that you are not interested in. There is no reason to involve yourself in a scene that you are not comfortable with. You are in the lifestyle to enjoy yourself, so only do what you want, when you want and with whom you want.

#11. HOW AND WHY TO SAY NO - One of the basic etiquettes in swinging is the right of anyone to say "No". Experience has taught most people that everybody is not right for everybody else. Improper handling of a situation, however, can lead to a lot of hurt or very bad feelings. The swing world accepts the premise that everyone has the right to say "No" to anyone at anytime and it should be done with a simple "No, thank you". Never give an explanation, because that is what usually causes the problems and the pain.

#12. ALCOHOL OR DRUGS - Most of us do not use DRUGs, although some of us drink socially. At times, a few drinks are nice to help you "relax". Over-indulging may hamper your physical abilities, as well as offend or turn other people off to you. If you have to over indulge in order to participate in swinging, you are involved in the wrong lifestyle. ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, INCLUDING MARIJUANA, ARE PROHIBITED at responsible swing clubs and private parties. Swinging is its own pleasure, don't dilute it and don't subject yourself and others to legal problems.

#13. PRACTICE SAFER SEX - It is up to us to protect ourselves as well as our partners. With the present concern over sexually transmitted diseases such as yeast infection, chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, HIV, etc., the use of condoms should not offend anybody. Anyone not willing to take this precaution is acting selfishly and irresponsibly. You are not being accused of being unclean, but simply someone wishes to provide you both with protection.

#14. CALL TO SAY THANKS - Most people only use the telephone if they are going to go somewhere. Lost seems to the social ambiance of a 'Thank-You Note' or phone call to someone whose hospitality you enjoyed. It means a lot to most people, and they will surely remember you when planning their next event. Don't you like to be thanked?

#15. BE GOOD HOSTS - When you have people coming to your home, try to anticipate their needs: put clean sheets on the beds; keep plenty of clean washcloths and towels available. Show your guests through the house so that they will know where the bathrooms, kitchen, and other rooms are located.

#16. ENJOY YOURSELF - Most important, have a good time, act out your fantasies, explore your own sexuality and enjoy everything this lifestyle has to offer with enthusiasm, laughter and a positive attitude.

#17. ATTRACTIVE BUT CASUAL PARTY CLOTHES are usually best - If you're attending an on-premise party, take a robe, negligee or other slip-on. You may find it more comfortable as the evening continues.

#18. A GOOD MENTAL ATTITUDE AND EMOTIONAL HEALTH will make you popular . No one appreciates the negative person with nothing good to say about anything including the party, patrons or swinging in general.. The person with the smile, ready laugh and obvious interest in others is the person others like to be around.

#19. EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT OF REFUSAL - You shouldn't swing with a person unless you want to, and they don't have to swing with you. Be honest with your feelings and desires, and expect others to do the same. Only ask those you want to say "yes". If they say "no", take it graciously and don't try to coax, pressure, or persuade them to change their mind. When you say "yes" to others, be honest and enthusiastic. When you say "no", be tactful and courteous.

#20. DON'T TAKE SOMEONE TO A SWING PARTY WHO IS NOT FULLY INFORMED as to the nature of the party and their expected behavior. Can you imagine what a shock that would be.

#21. DON'T DISTURB THE SWINGING ENJOYMENT OF OTHERS in a bedroom or other swing area with loud or prolonged talk. It would be considered rude in any environment never mind a swingers party.

#22. DON'T BE A BEDROOM "CRUISER" - Looking into bedrooms, pulling back curtains, turning on lights and going into private swing areas as a stag to see if you can get involved in something, are major breaches etiquette. If you become known for such behavior, you may find that swing party invitations become few and far between.

And finally, IF YOU ARRIVE AS A COUPLE - LEAVE AS A COUPLE WHEN ATTENDING A SWING DANCE OR PARTY - in case you don't know why... it is extremely rude to leave your partner at a party by his/herself... BUT IF IT JUST ISN'T YOUR THING, LEAVE - to speak badly of a party to the other people is simply poor manners.

With all that said - We are searching for a COUPLE for a "friends with benefits" relationship. You know a COUPLE to go hang out with and party with... We are looking for a Discrete Mature couple that wants to have a good time and experience great sex. We prefer COUPLES that are fit and full of energy, OCD clean and shaven! Don't do pot bellies, bushy ass hair or funky balls!

That Lady: looking for someone to help me please my spectacular man. I want someone who will give him oral with me or sit on his face while I ride him. She will be rewarded by either of us or BOTH of us!

That Guy: looking for someone that shares similar sexual interests. Someone intelligent and not too full of themselves that can RESPECT THE LIFESTYLE. I love men with specific areas of expertise, i.e. cars, planes, computers, psychology, mathematics etc. It is an extreme TURN-ON when a man can get technical and passionate about his career or hobby. Men with sexual hang ups are a no go! Don't depend on a big dick to get you over - you better know HOW to work it!!! If you are a single male please do not think that photos of your dick will make the right impression. Full body photos please... (for some reason women understand this implicitly)

If you have any insecurities about losing your significant other, SIT ON THE BENCH and watch the game from the sideline. Otherwise take the leap and hold on to your bootstraps! Above all, you have to be totally comfortable with yourself, loose and free to truly experience great sex!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! If you can't take a joke it's not going to work. Win some, lose some - everyday is NOT an Olympic Track Meet!!!

Oh but yes, I love to kid around and tease in many ways...

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Common, Mary J. Blige, T.I., Jay-Z

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being able to make love on open land

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Will smith I loved him in I robot.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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