Is there anyone who doesn't HATE this part: Describing yourself. Too much and you come off as vain, narcissistic, or just delusional. Too little and you sound insecure...or self effacing. I'm a normal, healthy, adult male, average of body, above average of mind, WAY above average of imagination. I am a single father, and although they don't live with me during the week, my s are VERY important in my life. I just want some "me/we adult" time with a normal, healthy adult female, preferrably of the same species, and preferrably from this planet.

My Ideal Person Someone I can talk WITH instead of talking TO, if you know what I mean. Someone I can share thoughts, ideas, inspirations with who won't look at me as if I were speaking ancient greek. Someone who understands what honesty means, even if being honest isn't always being kind. Someone who has an open mind and a relatively free spirit. Someone who doesn't need to constantly compare me to her ex, or herself to mine. Someone who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to let me know what it is.

UPDATE: 01 SEPTEMBER - STANDARD MEMBERS MAY CONTACT ME. Exceptional people are often found in the most unexpected places.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Coltrane, Miles Davis, Zeppelin, Marc Cohn, Sinatra,
Tony Bennett, Linkin Park, Pink Floyd, . . .

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, The middle of a park, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere, On a moving train

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Hasn't everyone at one time or another? Beauty and
sensuality are delightful, but confidence and intelligence
are far more arousing attributes . . .

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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